Y’know what bothers me? I still find dog shit in my yard. After putting up with other people’s dogs’ shit for so many years, after chasing down my neighbors to tell them, “Hey, I’m your neighbor, please don’t let your dog shit in my yard,” I still have to do it. Well, I can’t chase anyone anymore, but I mean I still have to deal with other people’s dogs’ shit in my yard, at my age, after all these years. You’d think everyone in our village would know each other and respect each other enough to not let their dogs shit in each other’s yards. I mean, when will this shit end?